OK, one thing I’ve learned is that catching up from taking a week off work does not leave one much time to create a blog post about the week you took off. That being said, here’s a summary of our cruise celebrating our 15th anniversary.
Arriving at the ship
Our emergency drill rally point was located in the theater. Not sure why it was held there, since I’m pretty sure if the boat were going down, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to cram 1000 screaming people into a theater before getting them to their life rafts. But what do I know.
After the drill, it was time to head out.
At little too close for comfort.
Yup, that’s two feet of clearance.
The next morning (and every morning) we figured we’d better combat the 126,423 calories we were going to consume on this trip by doing some walking.
Sunday was a day at sea, which meant we spent 50% of the day eating and 50% of the day lounging.
Monday was spent at port in Cozumel. Most of our time was spent in the tourist-trap shops along the main street. I love a town where you can have a Cartier shop right next to a guy selling $1 shell necklaces.
I guess these two women in this next video had a little too much “fun” in Cozumel, since we had to wait for them to show up before pulling out of port. Of course they had to endure the slings and arrows from several hundred of their fellow passengers who were watching them from the balconies.
I was fascinated by two things in this video. First was the eddy whirlpools created by the ship as it pulled out. Second was the small boat that pulled alongside so the harbor master could jump off our ship. Glad he didn’t slip.
Tuesday was, without a doubt, our favorite day. We were docked at the small town of Costa Maya, Mexico. There’s not a lot in Costa Maya. In fact, it’s really just a poor fishing town whose economy is propped up by the cruise industry. But several industrious folks have opened private beach resorts that cater to the cruise crowd. I read some glowing reviews and signed up to spend the day at one of these beach resorts.
At first, I wasn’t sure I had made a good decision.
The ride to the resort was, shall we say, interesting. It was only a couple of miles away from the port. But the last 2/3rds of the trip was on unpaved, several pot-holed roads.
But at least there was plenty to see and hear along the way.
At least the music was good.
Or not.
But even amidst the random shacks and general squalor, it was good to know that we were never too far from civilization.
So, we finally get to the beach resort. By now we were a little concerned about our choice.
Until we saw this…
It was like our own little slice of Gilligan’s island. But this version had satellite TV, fresh salsa and guacamole, handmade tortillas and tacos, and a wait staff that never let your drink run dry.
While you were sitting in your own private thatch-roof cabana.
This was my favorite quote from K:
In case you couldn’t understand her, she said “Did you hear that? That was my standard of living going up.”
But all good things must come to an end. While I think K might have been willing for us to quit our jobs and move to this beach permanently, we figured Nana might not appreciate that phone call.
“Hello, Nana? It’s K. We’ve decided to stay down here. You can look after the kids for another, what, 13 years until they go off to college, OK?”
So we bade farewell to Mexico and headed for Tampa. Of course that meant another entire day at sea on Wednesday.
Oh darn.
Wednesday morning, K just couldn’t sit still any longer and decided to get a little active.
She obviously missed the memo on the whole “do nothing involving physical exertion on the cruise” thing.
After all that activity, it was obviously time to eat (again). That night we celebrated our 15th anniversary at dinner. Ironically, K forgot something completely “by accident” (or so she claims)…
After dinner we were serenaded by our wait staff. Of course, this completely reminded me of the scene in A Christmas Story where the family goes out to Christmas dinner and is sung to by the wait staff.
By Thursday morning, we had arrived back in Tampa. We were assigned to disembark at 9:45, so we had another morning to take it easy a little.
Since we had a later flight out of Tampa, we took advantage of a great little company who set up shop right inside the door of the port. They store your luggage for the day, provide discount tickets to local attractions, and discount travel to the airport.
Done and done.
So we parked our luggage and headed right next door to the Florida Aquarium.
After a long day, we finally did make it home. It was pretty late, but we were very glad to get this reception.
Overall, a wonder way to celebrate 15 years.